Aries – Mar 21 – Apr 19 For that bright hope at last And that light time have past.
Taurus – Apr 20 – May 20 Hear the sledges with the bells? What a world of merriment their melody foretells!
Gemini – May 21 – Jun 20 There the traveler meets, aghast, Sheeted memories of the past.
Cancer – Jun 21 – July 22 Oh, friend, my dear, hast thou no fear? Why and what art thou dreaming here?
Leo – July 23 – Aug 22 Now are thoughts thou shalt not banish, Now are visions ne’er to vanish.
Virgo – Aug 23 – Sep 22 How often we forget all time, when lone Admiring Nature’s universal throne.
Libra – Sep 23 – Oct 22 You are not wrong, who deem That the days have been a dream.
Scorpio – Oct 23 – Nov 21 Now each visitor shall confess The sad valley’s restlessness.
Sagittarius – Nov 22 – Dec 21 Your talk had been serious and sober, But your thoughts, they were palsied and sere.
Capricorn – Dec 22 – Jan 19 Thy soul shall find itself alone ‘Mid dark thoughts of the grey tomb-stone.
Aquarius – Jan 20 – Feb 18 But list, O list,-so soft and low Thy lover’s voice tonight shall flow.
Pisces – Feb 19 – Mar 20 All that we see or seem Is but a dream within a dream.
Horrorscope is a parody meant for entertainment only proving that the universe doesn’t revolve around you. “The Globe” denies any resemblance to anything living or dead. Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore!”