Aries – Mar 21 – Apr 19 It’s all about the attitude. If you want it, you can get it.
Taurus – Apr 20 – May 20 Sometimes, the best thing is to face things head on. Don’t you think?
Gemini – May 21 – Jun 20 When you put something online, it is no longer private. Everyone can see it.
Cancer – Jun 21 – July 22 Don’t be a wuss. You can’t take that stuff seriously, and besides, nobody’s even going to remember by Monday.
Leo – July 23 – Aug 22 This seems like a good time to talk about how to handle it when you run into unpleasant comments. Besides getting even and going all bully on them, which only adds fuel to the fire and makes everything worse.
Virgo – Aug 23 – Sep 22 It’s fine to fall apart for a little while. It’s fine to acknowledge that it hurts.
Libra – Sep 23 – Oct 22 It’s called Freedom of Speech. It’s the First Amendment. You might want to give it a read.
Scorpio – Oct 23 – Nov 21 There’s one more thing that you can do—probably the most important thing: speak up. If you remain silent, things will stay the way they are. You can change them if you raise your voice.
Sagittarius – Nov 22 – Dec 21 Dude, check your ego. There’s a lot more going on here.
Capricorn – Dec 22 – Jan 19 Don’t hide behind your fear. Do what it takes to stand up for yourself and each other.
Aquarius – Jan 20 – Feb 18 You can’t tell who’s who and who started what. None of this should’ve happened. It happened, and you need help. There’s nothing wrong with asking for help.
Pisces – Feb 19 – Mar 20 If you call attention to it, there’s a chance that you can stop it from spiraling totally out of control.
Horrorscope is a parody meant for entertainment only proving that the universe doesn’t revolve around you. “The Globe” denies any resemblance to anything living, dead or undead. Come and learn to dance. That’s the thing to do. Get you someone really to pull the wool with you.