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In a time of Horrorscope

By
Shad Engkilterra
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January 16, 2014
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Aries – Mar 21 – Apr 19 You stand up for what is just because it is just and right.

Taurus – Apr 20 – May 20 Our loyalty to the country should be measured by our ability to lead the nation to higher heights of democracy and the great dream of justice and humanity.

Gemini – May 21 – Jun 20 There should always be room for dissent. We’ve come to a tragic period in our nation when we equate dissent with disloyalty.

Cancer – Jun 21 – July 22 It is necessary to have these moments of dissent in order to challenge something that may be leading the whole nation down the wrong path.

Leo – July 23 – Aug 22 Until we can look at something that doesn’t look like us and not have preconceived notions about who and what that is, we’re always going to be in the middle of some sort of war or other.

Virgo – Aug 23 – Sep 22 There’s no greater heresy than to do the right thing for the wrong reason. We’ve got to prove our moral power.

Libra – Sep 23 – Oct 22 It is possible to be militant and yet non-violent.

Scorpio – Oct 23 – Nov 21 There is no justifiable reason for discrimination because of ancestry, or religion, or race, or color or sexual orientation.

Sagittarius – Nov 22 – Dec 21 Violence must not come from any of us for if we become victimized with violent intents, we will have walked in vain.

Capricorn – Dec 22 – Jan 19 Learn, baby, learn, so that you can earn, baby, earn.

Aquarius – Jan 20 – Feb 18 Where there is darkness, crimes will be committed. The guilty one is not merely he who commits the crime, but he who causes the darkness.

Pisces – Feb 19 – Mar 20 Sometimes, single people can make a tremendous difference in the times.

Horrorscope is a parody meant for entertainment only proving that the universe doesn’t revolve around you.  The Globe denies any resemblance to anything living or dead.  The brotherhood of man will become a reality; all of God’s children will be able to join hands and sing “Free at Last.”

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Shad Engkilterra

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