Community colleges play an important role in helping people transition between careers by providing the retooling they need to take on a new career. Continue on your chosen path and explore new ones on the cheap while you are there.
Scorpio – Oct 23 – Nov 21
Who honors those we love for the very life we live? Who sends monsters to kill us and at the same time sings that we’ll never die? Who teaches us what’s real and how to laugh at lies? Who decides why we live and what we’ll die to defend? Who chains us and who holds the key that can set us free? It’s you. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!
Sagittarius – Nov 22 – Dec 21
It’s okay to be a secret Muslim, even in today’s society. The Constitution guarantees freedom of religion. Better would be to let everyone know your beliefs. Then you can be the ambassador helping people understand the difference between a spiritual person and an extremist.
Capricorn – Dec 22 – Jan 19
Even when folks are hitting you over the head, you can’t stop marching. Even when they’re turning the hoses on you, you can’t stop.
Aquarius – Jan 20 – Feb 18
I’m saying you go home, go to your family. Go out and live a normal life. Love, be free, you have to live for all of us now.
Pisces – Feb 19 – Mar 20
It is easier to restrain wild donkeys than to raise a dead elephant even when a kiss cam is involved.
Aries – Mar 21 – Apr 19
Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it’s only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself, that you realize your true potential.
Taurus – Apr 20 – May 20
For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.
Gemini – May 21 – Jun 20
Make sure that you know where your birth certificate is and be ready to present it. Otherwise, you’ll never hear the end of it over the next five years.
Cancer – Jun 21 – July 22
Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time.
Leo – July 23 – Aug 22
Everyone has an angel – a guardian who watches over us. We can’t know what form they’ll take – one day, old man; next day, little girl – but don’t let appearances fool you. They can be as fierce as any dragon. Yet they’re not here to fight our battles, but to whisper from our heart, reminding that it’s us. It’s every one of us who holds the power over the worlds we create.
Virgo – Aug 23 – Sep 22
Only the sick need health care, everyone else needs prevention. Still if you aren’t feeling well, try the Health and Wellness center.
Free massages and health care for next to nothing is the best you can hope for until next year.
Horrorscope is a parody meant for entertainment only and to prove that you are not the center of the universe. “The Globe” denies any resemblance to anything living or dead. What matters school? We can go to school to-morrow. Whether we have a lesson more or a lesson less, we shall always remain the same donkeys.
