Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore!”
If you have a burning desire to learn your fate, read this week’s horroscope.
They’re always after your Lucky Charms.
Fear has a season; never wear the goat mask.
It’s okay if things get a little corny, but our grocery stores have gone too far.
Their life is better than yours. Damn right, better than yours.
It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s making sure you don’t get run over.
Macking on a ghost may be the only chance to save the town from the smog – just choose the right ghost.
The brotherhood of man will become a reality; all of God’s children will be able to join hands and sing “Free at Last.”
This is a test. This is only a test.