Aries – Mar 21 – Apr 19 You can do whatever you want. It’s not impossible. It’s just going to take a little time.
Taurus – Apr 20 – May 20 Not to be negative, but how are you going to get through a brick wall with a tin cup?
Gemini – May 21 – Jun 20 It’s a job. You do it, you do it well, and you walk away.
Cancer – Jun 21 – July 22 Who’s controlling who? That is the wrong question. If someone is controlling someone else, things aren’t being done the right way.
Leo – July 23 – Aug 22 There is something left. Not flames mind you, not flames anymore… embers, comfort in the night.
Virgo – Aug 23 – Sep 22 Human flesh has an essence. It captures the person’s soul. It can destroy you.
Libra – Sep 23 – Oct 22 To love, to really love, one must let go of everything that one knows of everything that one holds dear. One must open oneself up.
Scorpio – Oct 23 – Nov 21 You can hold on to your precious humanity. Just make sure that you don’t do anything that goes against who you are.
Sagittarius – Nov 22 – Dec 21 It’s getting colder. That’s to be expected. See you soon, sunlight.
Capricorn – Dec 22 – Jan 19 You are going to calm down, and you are not going to move –at least not until the end of the school year.
Aquarius – Jan 20 – Feb 18 You ever build a house of cards? What happens when you pull out a couple of bottom cards?
Pisces – Feb 19 – Mar 20 The future seemed without limit. Just a few more days…
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