Even when someone claims to be fair and balanced, it is important to look at what they say and what their actions say about them. The dog may have wanted more fresh air; that does not mean that tying it to the roof of the car is a good idea.
Scorpio – Oct 23 – Nov 21
People are frightened by what they don’t understand. Work on understanding it, so that you can rid yourself of the fear. Sometimes the anticipation of the sting hurts more than the sting itself.
Sagittarius – Nov 22 – Dec 21
Leadership is about taking responsibility not making excuses. You’ve been rather harsh on them. When an elephant steps on a trap – no more trap.
Capricorn – Dec 22 – Jan 19
Not having any capital may be the bane of your existence, but it is temporary. Sooner or later you will make good on your potential – at least that is what they want you to believe. You’re a Romeo regardless of gender. Use it to your advantage.
Aquarius – Jan 20 – Feb 18
The principles that made this nation a great and powerful leader of the world have not lost their meaning. They never will, so long as its citizens continue to practice them. What have you done to make this nation great? It is time to do it again.
Pisces – Feb 19 – Mar 20
Nothing will die. The stream flows, the wind blows, the cloud fleets, the heart beats.
Aries – Mar 21 – Apr 19
If you ever have to shoot a wild elephant in your pajamas, do not ask him how he got into your pajamas, just shoot.
Taurus – Apr 20 – May 20
Dependency is death to initiative, to risk taking and opportunity. Get rid of those things that provide no interdependence and start taking some risks.
Gemini – May 21 – Jun 20
Discipline builds character and all that sort of thing, you know. Put on your magical underpants and start doing the right thing like any disciplined person would. Then your friends will think that you are a bigger character than ever, especially after last night.
Cancer – Jun 21 – July 22
Abominable things – these machines – you can’t reason with them, so stop talking to your computer, get out and meet some people that you can reason with. No use in becoming an automaton in front of a screen.
Leo – July 23 – Aug 22
An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications. Be sure that you aren’t making a mountain out of a molehill when you run across a problem this week.
Virgo – Aug 23 – Sep 22
Opportunity expands when there is excellence and choice in education, and you can take advantage of those things. Life is full of surprises, just go with it.
Horrorscope is a parody meant for entertainment only that tries to prove that the universe does not revolve around you. “The Globe” denies any resemblance to anything living or dead. Every living being is afraid of something. What is your fear?